C- Courtney
B- Brenna
Friends?
C- Brenna I have a really big problem that is going to effect our lives forever..
B- What is it?
C- You way want a chair to sit is becuase it is that shocking.
*sits in chair*
B- Alright I am ready!
C- Well... um my guinea pig told me that we can't be friends anymore
B- OMG!!! WHAT? WHY?
C- She said it is becuase you abuse her and are trying to take me away from her
B- I do no such thing to that rodent
C- Autumn (guinea pigs name) also told me that she doesn't like when you call her a rodent.
B- Well she is one.
C- I know it just hurts her feeling
B- So what are we going to do..? Not be friends any more becuase Fall told you not to be my friend
C- Her name is Autumn and I am sure we can work something out!
B- Can me and Autumn have a little chat?
C- Sure, as long as you don't hurt her!
B- I promise I won't!
C- Alright, she is in a cage in the other room!
*enters room with Autumn in cage*
*pretends to talk with her*
Brenna returns in other room with Courtney.
C- How did it go?
B- Great.
C- Glad to hear it! Now we are all friends!
*Brenna leaves*
Courtney enters room with Autumn.. She is burned in her cage...she is dead.
The End.
P.S this is a true story.
P.P.S it is in bold to show the sadness of the story!!!
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